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What the Spam is going on?

June 13th, 2008 | 2 Comments | Posted in Thoughts

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I logged in this afternoon to see the following on my Akismet spam comments page.

That total is for a single month (from the 6th May 2008) as the count was reset when I moved the blog to this new server.

I remember back last summer I was complaining about getting 57 Spam messages in one night.

Is this unusual? Or is everyone else noticing an increase recently?

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Using Google Docs for Blogging

October 2nd, 2007 | 1 Comment | Posted in Tutorials

I’ve been using Google Docs quite a bit over the past few weeks. Mainly for writing upcoming blog posts and articles, not that you would know it from the lack of posts on this blog over the past week or so. It has been very handy to have a central location for all of my thoughts and ramblings that I could access if I didn’t have my laptop with me (which doesn’t happen often).

One of the things I had always thought Google Docs should have is an Export to Blog option, or something along those lines. Having to cut and paste my blog post and then re-format it in WordPress just didn’t appeal to me in the slightest.

Well, after a quick search, it turns out that it does have that functionality, hidden away on the Publish tab.

To send your completed document to your Blog, simply click on the Publish tab displayed in the top right hand corner of your document.

Towards the bottom of the Publish page you will see

docstoblog

If you have not posted to your Blog from within Google Docs before, then click on the set your blog site settings link and provide the requested details, then click on Post to blog and you’re done.

I can already see how this is going to streamline my current slow and tedious process, and who knows it could get me back in to the writing habit.

As a side note, apparently the English don’t blog. At least the word isn’t in the English(UK) Google Docs dictionary, our American cousins have no such problems though.

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A polite request to hosting companies

September 11th, 2007 | 4 Comments | Posted in Thoughts

Dear Hosting companies (present company excepted)

Many years ago a lot of the sites you hosted on your servers were personal web sites containing nothing but family pictures, animated gifs and the odd (in both meanings of the word) family newsletters.

Recently however, there are an increasing number of people who are using your services to run their businesses, build their online brand / identity and generally try to earn a living whilst maintaining a professional and business-like online presence.

Not all of us can afford our own servers, so we gladly take up your offer of shared hosting and hand over our pennies, with the dream that one day, just maybe, we too can be on a dedicated server.

Then, one day we strike it lucky and write that one post or find that single product / advertising technique that works and finally we get noticed. People start to visit our site, ask for our advice, order our products and even, god-forbid, pay us for the privilege.

People start to talk about us, even rave about us. We try hard to maintain a professional image, answer all of our emails politely and help our customers with their problems. For we are in business and that is what businesses do.

But then one day the orders and the emails stop. Have we been forgotten already? Are people really that fickle?

A visit to our web site reveals the reason. A large message at the top of the screen "This account has been suspended, please contact the billing department".

Oh my, how long has that been there? How many of my customers / clients have seen that message? What has it done to our reputation? How many orders have we lost? How many people will think we are out of business and go elsewhere?

So this is a polite request to web hosting companies everywhere. Please think of your customers and change your "Account suspended", "Bandwidth exceeded" and other messages. I guess a lot of them come as standard with cPanel (so this call also goes out to the cPanel developers).

How about having a nice "Sorry about the inconvenience. We’ll be right back" message like the Apple store uses, or even just a blank page.

Please remember, it is OUR customers that will see that page, not yours. It is us, however, who will have to deal with the aftermath.

Thank you for your time, you may now return to your desks.

Barry

ps. Why not pass this post on to your hosting company or friends for their input?

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Does this mean I’m famous?

December 21st, 2006 | No Comments | Posted in Thoughts

I’ve just had my first legal threat regarding a blog post (this one).

We have been in contact with our legal representative, we suggest
That you immediately remove our logo and the statement as you are in breach
Of using our copy rights of logo….

If this is not done immediately we will have not alternative but to pursue
Court proceedings.

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How to turn business away

December 20th, 2006 | 1 Comment | Posted in Thoughts

How to turn business away:

  1. Ignore your potential customers.

We recently (8th October 2006) needed to get (for us anyway) a lot of printing done. 1000 business cards and 2000 A5 flyers. As we have our own designers and had the proofs already in PSD format I wanted a company that I could email the proof to, have it printed and then go and pick my order up.

Not complicated…. or so I thought.

As my method of delivery would be email, I got together a list of local(ish) print shops, visited their websites and popped off an email asking if they could work in the way I wanted, and what the price would be for the initial print job.

And then I waited, and waited, and waited some more…..

In November (9th) I received an email from one of the printers, well not really from them… It would appear that the printing company couldn’t answer my query. The concept of emailing a file and giving me a price for a certain amount of printing must have been so difficult that they had to email someone at their parent company (who then emailed someone else, who then emailed me).

So I finally had my answer, ermmm no. They couldn’t give me a price without me telling them how many I wanted printing. Being a naive person, I had foolishly assumed that a printing company would have some sort of price list with example quantities, types of print, etc…..

I replied requesting a price list and giving an example of the quantity I wanted, and waited.

And waited, and waited, and waited some more.

I emailed them today (20th December 2006) to see if I would get a price or not.

Glad I didn’t need those cards urgently.

We actually got the printing done about a week after the initial email by a company that bothered to reply, but as we would need a lot (many many thousands) at a later date I kept persevering.
Update - I got a nice email back this morning (21st Dec) saying:

We do not give quotes over the internet we prefer to discuss this in more detail. It is very difficult to deal with requirements and pricing over an email.

After banging my head against a wall and thinking this over for a bit, I put together the following reply. I’m not going to bother sending it as I feel some companies should just be allowed to grow old gracefully and die out.

Hey, that’s why you need a price list. Maybe even put it on your website then no one would have to bother you.
Imagine the cost saving in time, phone calls and traveling around meeting people who have no idea what your basic charges are.

I build websites for a lot of businesses, large and small. A website can be anything at all from a single page to a full blown application.
I have a price list on my site with examples and FROM xyz on them so potential clients can see whether I am in their price range or not.

When approached to design a site I ask 3 questions:
1. why do you want a website?
2. what do you want to achieve with your site?
3. how is it going to pay for itself?

Your potential answers?
1. I don’t know
2. I want something that show we’ve opened in our new town. For who? People must know you’re already there. Why would they want to confirm it on a website.
3. It’s not.

You have a website and an email address. WHY? Apparently you don’t give quotes over the internet or email. So why have a website and email address?
I have to call, make an appointment for a SALES person to come and see me. who might not know the answer to the questions I’m asking? then what? they go back and call me later? they ring the print operator/designer? they give me a guess quote, which is of absolutely no use whatsoever. How do I know if the SALES person wrote everything down correctly?

Email is the perfect medium for a print business.
I can send designs to you
They can be checked and PDF proofs sent back for me to check.
We can discuss different finishes, colours, paper weight, etc…
and more importantly for both of us - it is all in writing, black and white.
If I think you’ve done something wrong, then it is there - in writing to prove it (or otherwise).

If I had to meet a sales person from every print shop to get a simple quote (let’s say it takes 1 hour of my time), that would take up 5 hours of my day, assuming I had you all queued up. Who is going to pay for MY time to give YOU business?

In 20 minutes I can fire off 6 emails with requests for information. In another 30 minutes I can look at 6 or seven printers websites and view prices (or example prices). With a number I can even upload a print-ready design and get a PDF proof and binding quote back before the end of the day. With a couple I can then press a button, enter my payment details and the order is with me by the end of the week.

Now the questions that spring to mind are:
Why would I give you my business?
How are you different or better than other printers (that would make me run through hoops to have the privilege of YOU print my flyers and cards)?
What are you doing to make MY life easier?

Welcome to the 21st Century. You have to be in it to survive.

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Why can’t I email play.com?

November 27th, 2006 | 3 Comments | Posted in Thoughts

I’ve been trying to order DVDs from play.com. A simple task one would think, but they keep sending me emails that the billing address isn’t valid for my card (I’ve had the same address and card for over 4 years, and ordered with play.com using the same details over that period).

When I reply to their emails, I get an auto response saying “This email account isn’t monitored, please contact the help desk”.

I have searched their site from head to toe, and I can not find a customer service email address for them.

I just want to send a quick “why” email explaining this, I don’t want to sit in an automated telephone queue.

Is this becoming more common now? playusa.com has a customer service email address listed on their site labelled “Contact Us”, so for now I’ve emailed them asking for the play.com customer service email address.
Update so far: I keep getting lovely emails from the privacy@play.com and terms@play.com email addresses suggesting that I submit my request via the “Helpdesk” section of their site and giving me a link. Unfortunately, there is no method of submiting a request on this section of the site.

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Photo updates

November 21st, 2006 | 1 Comment | Posted in Thoughts

Whilst we had what looks like our last bit of warm weather I took a few photographs from the new office balcony. Not to make you all jealous you understand….

So as soon as I find the cable (or even the smart card reader) to get the things off my camera, I’ll post them up.

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Can development and life co-exist?

November 16th, 2006 | No Comments | Posted in Thoughts

My girlfriends parents are visiting for the week.

Which means that I will be dragged away from the computer and forced to have a life for 7 days. Who knows, I may even get to see some of the fabled sunshine this country is famous for…

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